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From Threesome (1994):
Stuart: He doesn't need pussy. He needs dick, big hard dick
From Music [musicvideo,
Madonna]:
Driver: Have either of you two been to England?
Strippers: Aha!
Driver: Do you want to see the real Big Ben, ay? Eh well I will show you
From The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of Desert
(1994):
Bernadette: You can't hold a good bitch down.
From The Hanging Garden (1997):
Sweet William: I love Dick!
From Primary Colors (1998):
[with a gun in her enemy's crotch]
Libby: I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!
From The Birdcage (1996):
Albert: You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander
the Great was a fag. Talk about gays in the military!
From To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995):
Chi Chi: If I were bread, would you be my butter?
From It's my Party (1996):
Monty: You're not too bright. I like that in a man.
From A league of their own (1992):
Kid: What's your rush, dollbody? What do you say we slip in the back seat, and
make a man out of me?
Dottie Hinson: What do you say I smack you around for a while?
Kid: Can't we do both?
From In & Out (1997):
Peter: What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Howard: Color Me Barbra.
Peter: Stud!
Howard: Everybody knows that!
Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?
From Four rooms (1995):
Angela: Unfortunately, you don't have the balls to back up the actions of your
huge cock.
From The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988):
Jane Spencer: I wanted you to know, now, I've loved you since the first day I
met you, and I'll never stop. I'm a very lucky woman.
Frank Drebin: So am I...
From Threesome (1994):
Alex: You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or later
he's gonna have the hots for you.
Eddie: Sounds pretty hot to me.
From My best friend's wedding (1997):
George Downes: Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by
God there'll be dancing!
From It's my party (1996):
Nick: This is for you.
[He hands Monty a bust.]
Monty: For good luck?
Nick: Well, you always wanted me to give you head.
From Pretty Woman (1990):
Edward: You're on my fax!
Viviane: That's one I never been on before
From Madonna, Truth or Dare (1991):
Madonna: We shouldn't have any more sex. You should built an altar for me in
home and worship it daily, and you call me collect!
From Troop Beverly Hills (1989):
Phyllis: I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in
shopping!
From Pleasantville (1998):
Jennifer: I did the slut thing, David. It got kinda old.
From Calender Girls (2003):
[To his wife over breakfast]
Richard: You’re nude in The Telegraph, dear. Can you pass the bacon?
From Four weddings and one funeral (1994):
[At a wedding]
Old lady: Are you married?
Fiona: No.
Old lady: Are you a lesbian?
Fiona: Good lord! What makes you ask that?
Old lady: Well, it is one of the possibilites for unmarried girls nowadays, and
it's rather more interesting than saying, "Oh dear, never met the right
chap," eh?
Fiona: Quite right. Why be dull?
Old lady: Thank you.
[long pause]
Fiona: I was a lesbian once at school, but only for about fifteen minutes.
From The Full Monty (1997):
Police Inspector: Does your daddy always take his clothes off in front of you?
Nathan: Only when he's rehearsing
From Music [musicvideo, Madonna]:
Driver: Is you Madonna?
Madonna: You my driver?
Driver: Is you Madonna? Your babylon look less big then they do on the tellie,
but I still definitely would
Madonna: You wish
Driver: I do actually!
From Beautiful Thing (1996):
Ste: There ain't nowhere else!
Sandra: There is, actually, Ste. There's an island in the Mediterranean called
Lesbian, and all its inhabitants are dykes.
From Only you (1994):
[Faith tries on a wedding dress given to her by her future mother-in-law.]
Faith Corvatch: Sweet of her, wasn't it?
Kate Corvatch: If I had a dress like that, I'd give it away too.
From My best friend's wedding (1997):
Kimmy's Mother: I insist you stay on for lunch.
Julianne: No, no, no, no, no... Absolutely---
George: Love to! Love the bag, love the shoes, love everything. Love to!
From Serial Mom (1994):
Misty Sutphin: I'm stood up! I'll kill that bastard!
Beverly Sutphin: Don't use words unless you mean them, Misty.
From The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of Desert (1994):
Bernadette: Why don't you light your tampon and blow your box apart, because
it's likely the only bang you'll ever get, sweetheart!
From The Birdcage (1996):
Celsius: Chewing gum helps me think.
Albert: Sweetie, you're wasting your gum!
From A Leauge of Their Own (1992):
Mae Mordabito to reporters: Hi, my name's Mae, and that's more than a name,
that's an attitude.
From Batman: Forever (1995):
Catwoman: Life's a bitch; now so am I.
From Pretty Woman (1990):
Lady at polo match: Edward is quite a catch.
Vivian: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.
From Will & Grace:
Grace: I want to marry..."the one."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the
two" and "the three"?
From The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of Desert (1994):
Felicia: [singing] A desert holiday, let's pack the drag away. You take the
lunch and tea, I'll take the ecstasy. Fuck off you silly queer, I'm getting out
of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hooray!
From To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995):
Vida Boheme: Well pumpkins, it comes down to that age-old decision: style...
or... substance?
From Moonstruck (1987):
Ronny Cammareri: I love you.
Loretta Castorini: [slaps him twice] Snap out of it!
From The Object of My Affection (1998):
Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at
your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina Borowski: I haven't practiced for a while.
From Pretty Woman (1990):
Edward: 100 dollar an hour. Pretty stiff!
Viviane: No, but it got potential!
From The Hanging Garden (1997):
Iris: What is your Dick do?
From A Fish Called Wanda (1998):
Otto: [shouting] I love watching your ass when you walk! Is that beautiful or what? Don't
go near him, he's mine!
From The Full Monty (1997):
Gaz: Told 'ya, robbing pipes, that's all.
Police officer: Gary, my friend, no bugger robs pipes in the buff.
Gaz: We do. Don't get your clothes dirty, do you?
From It's My Party (1996):
Tony: You do it again, I'm gonna get out the whip.
Nick: Promises, promises!
From Gremlins II: The new batch (1990):
Dr. Catheter: All they have to do is to eat three or four children and there'd
be the most appalling publicity.
From To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995):
Vida: What in gay hell?
From A Leauge of Their Own (1992):
Ernie Capadino: Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it.
From Four weddings and one funeral (1994):
[Carrie asks Charles' opinion on her wedding dress.]
Charles: It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a
wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech!
From Threesome (1994):
Stuart: Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible.
Alex: Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?
From The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of Desert (1994):
Bernadette: Just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock.
From Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988):
Dolores: Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
From Working Girl (1988):
Mick: Tess, will you marry me?
Tess: Maybe.
Mick: What kind of an answer is maybe?
Tess: If you want a different answer, ask a different girl.
From It's My Party (1996):
[To a lady with a dog]
Monty: Is that a girl?
The lady: Yes.
Monty: So then I'm not the only bitch in the room.
From Madonna, Truth or Dare (1991):
Madonna: Do we wanna be accepted by Hollywood?
Dancers: No!
Madonna: Do we care what people think about us?
Dancers: No!
Madonna: Do we want people to kiss our ass?
Dancers: YES!
Madonna: Okay now, do we want an "R" rating or an "X"
rating?
Dancers: "X"!
Madonna: "X" for extra fun!
From Soapdish (1991):
Lori Craven: Hi. Uh, I'm Lori Craven, and... I'm an actress.
Betsy Faye Sharon: An actress! Really, how nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon,
and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.
From It's My Party (1996):
Nick: Lina and I almost made it once.
Lina Bingham: What?!
Nick: Yeah. We had this electric moment when you said to me, "Why do you
have to be gay?" and I said to you, "Me? Why do you have to be a
woman?"
From The Object of My Affection (1998):
Nina: You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring
Romeo over to sleep with you!
From The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of Desert (1994):
[Cooking sausages.]
Felicia: How do you like your little boys, girls?
From Working Girl (1988):
Cyn: Can I get ya anything? Coffee? Tea? Me?
From A league of their own (1992):
[Meeting after almost 50 years]
Older Dottie: You haven't changed one bit.
Older Ellen Sue: Dottie, I married a plastic surgeon!